maschamari (maschamari) wrote in quatsch,
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Cyanide

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the
pharmacist she needs some cyanide.

The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you
need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison
her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord
have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your
husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my
license, and they'll throw both of us in jail and
all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely
not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled
out a picture of her husband in bed with the
pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well, Hell, you didn't tell me you had a
prescription!!"
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